Unbridled Joy

I love small cute animals, twinkling stars, roses, rainbows, and the color pink. And every day I pray for world peace.

Dumb Dog

I was sitting outside of Waddick's (A place for students and faculty to meet) Coffee Shop today when a girl walked by toting a stuffed dog on the end of a leash. "Come on Roxy," she said and made the little Pit Bull bounce. It caught my eye and I turned to see what was being so unnaturally dragged down the hallway. Dumb. Did she lose a bet? Then I turned around and saw another girl following the girl and stuffed dog dynamic duo, smirking and taking notes.

Great. I have just become the victim of a 100xx level sociology experiment. I hate that feeling. My reaction will be tally marked and presented in one of DeBartolo's theatre-sized classrooms. "According to our calculations of the stuffed dog experiment, which actually rivals anything ever done by Jung or Pavlov, 12 people had a NATURAL REACTION to a stuffed toy being dragged down a hallway in an academic building. Based on these findings, we conclude people still harbor an innate desire for the comfort of a stuffed animal and the companionship of man's best friend."

Great work, scientists of tomorrow.